hot takes in the hamptons

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths.  they also dive deep into their own anxious inner child moments, like waking your mom up at 2AM and silently praying you wouldn’t get screamed at, and share a few reflections on religion, OCD tendencies, and growing empathy for their moms now that they’re older. it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly healing. of course, it wouldn’t be a Delusional Diaries episode without some breaking down of reality TV and whatnot. the girls go in on the current Love Island season, debating who’s real, who’s fake, and who’s getting done dirty by editing. throw in some blackout flashbacks, boat day dreams, and home renovation updates, and you’ve got the ultimate summer chaos. Timestamps: 0:16 - We got our Summer cuts  3:04 - July 4th nostalgia  11:15 - Jaz 4th of July redemption year  14:19 - when you had to wake up your parents in the middle of the night  19:36 - Love Island thoughts pre-frontal lobe convos  28:25 - Jaz’s new house updates  36:57 - What’s your villain origin story  46:30 - What conspiracy theory do you believe  49:21 - Kylie Jenner lip kits  50:43 - Sleepovers growing up and our sneaking out stories  Links:  SeatGeek: Use code delusional10 for 10% off your next SeatGeek order  https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DELUSIONAL10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.