MCG: Middle-aged Creepy Gentlemen.

Kyran is a drowned rat back from the footy, but what was more disturbing? The insipid GWS forward line, or the people he was seated next to? Alex's voice is suffering from a bingo rave, so has dat sexy husk that you've been craving. We also chat about interesting relationship rules, and Kyran's limp attempt to work in hospitality.