Full House: S3E2: Back To School Blues (Back To School Series)

Happy Full House Friday Tanner Fans, Angela Bowen here, the host of Oh Mylanta Holy Chalupas: An Unofficial Full House Fuller House Podcast. Here’s the next episode in the Full House Back To School Series. Full House S3E2: Back To School Blues Airdate: September 29, 1989 In this episode DJ’s first day of junior high could be ranked as the “worst day of my life” in her book. A trio of scrub calling mean girls outs DJ for dressing exactly to a T like the lunch room monitor played by none other than Eliza Jane Wilder from Little House On The Prairie (I found out what happened to Eliza Jane, she got into a time machine to 1989 San Fran, JK, it’s Lucy Lee Flippin), but her mannerisms are very much straight outta Walnut Grove. DJ and Kimmy decide to up their age and their bra size (Kimmy) by going from 12 to 25 overnight (Danny’s words) tight clothes, clown face , the works, to the point of slathering it all over (girls, there’s such a thing as overkill). Poor Stephanie is getting first day jitters only this time it’s because her big sis won’t have her back and she’ll be all alone “the only Tanner” she says on repeat. Luckily for her, DJ’s worst day turns out to be Steph’s best day ever as she recounts for the guys that she’s the new fish feeder of Room 7, and how she shamed a first grader for his lack of knowledge in the literary department, I mean come on, you can’t even read the word cafeteria. What are you even doing here? We get throwbacks to Season 1’s the first day of school when Steph mentions the phony cough, the Barbie lunch box is still rocking strong two years later and DJ’s hand me down pink bag with the white stripes is now Stephanie’s. Becky takes a page out of Jesse’s playbook and offers DJ advice about boyfriends, slow dances and first slow kisses until Danny shuts her up with a hard look. Joey gives Jesse golfing lessons in preparation for a motor oil campaign pitch with a client. We get our first “You Got It Dude” from Michelle Join me next week for the next episode in the Full House Back To School Series, Full House S3E16: Bye Bye Birdie, which aired on February 2, 1990. In this episode Michelle loses the preschool's pet bird and we meet Full House's holy terror (no, not Rusty) Aaron Bailey. Also Stephanie's snooping comes back to bite her in the butt, which is what Comet should have done because she uses him as a scapegoat after she breaks the lock on DJ's diary and says he's to blame to Jesse. That's probably why he destroys Mr. Bear as payback. If you'd like to EMAIL the Podcast: [email protected] Have a great weekend everyone!