Not So Happy Trees

Bob Ross paints happy trees. He would never paint these trees because they're actively trying to kill us. They're what the US Department of the Interior refers to as 'unhappy.' Like, they're so unhappy it feels like someone made them in a lab. Pretty sure Mugatu from Zoolander made these trees. We're obviously people of taste and culture, us Zoolander fans. Anyway, here's Wonderwall. Thanks for listening! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/goldstar002/support