115: Friendship and Health Maintenance

The Alcohol Experiment Sign up for our NEWSLETTER HELLO NED DISCOUNT CODE JOY for 15% OFF! www.joyandclaire.com Girls Gone Wod email: [email protected] Instagram: joyandclaire_ This is Joy & Claire Episode 115: Friendship and Health Maintenance Episode Date: February 24, 2022 Transcription Completed: March 12, 2022 Audio Length: 56:36 minutes  Joy: Hey guys, this is Joy. Claire: And this is Claire. Joy: Hi. Hello. Claire: Welcome back. It’s Thursday. We’re so happy that you’re here. I can’t believe we’ve almost been podcasting for nine years. Joy: Is that too long? Sometimes I wonder. You know how shows run for like ten years, like Friends. Claire: Like Grey’s Anatomy. Joy: Yeah. And you’re like, it’s been too long. Claire: How many cast members can you kill off? Joy: Right. Claire: We promise to never kill off a cast member. Joy: That’s a good point.  Claire: This will become the truest true crime podcast ever. Joy: Yeah. What if one day we just parlayed it into a true crime podcast? What if we just all of the sudden decided – Claire: To start doing true crime? Joy: Yeah, wouldn’t that be funny. Claire: By murdering your cohost? That’s a concept for a fiction podcast right there. A murder mystery podcast where they murder your cohost. Joy: That would be so meta. Because it started out as a fun flighty – Claire: Right. And now you’re investigating the murder of your own podcast cohost that you secretly murdered. Joy: Lifestyle bloggers. Claire: Trademarking that idea right here right now. Strangled by a – what would be a funny thing to be strangled by as an influencer? Strangled by a – Joy: Microphone cord? Aw. Claire: Aw. Joy: This is getting real weird. What do you think about – Claire: Bludgeoned over the head with a jade roller. Joy: [laughing] Oh my gosh. You froze your skin off because you put too many products on it. Yeah.  Claire: Poisoned by micro greens powder. You’ll never know. Joy: The options are endless, really, to kill off a coworker. Let’s not go there. This is feeling really 9 to 5 where they put whatever in his drink. I know you don’t like true crime because it stresses you out. Like, you wouldn’t watch a murder documentary. You wouldn’t watch a spooky show. You wouldn’t watch scary things. I always find it very interesting. So we have a lot of things to talk about as it relates to Iliza Shlesinger.